Gay bomb? Talk about a troop surge (The Jewish vote)

"The Pentagon has admitted they once tried to develop a gay bomb -- a bomb that would turn enemy soldiers gay. They said their goal was to turn the Iraq war into a musical. ... Gay bomb? Talk about a troop surge." --Jay Leno

"Israel elected a new president -- 83-year-old Shimon Peres. Surprisingly, the deciding factor? The Jewish vote." --Jay Leno

"Presidential candidate Tommy Thompson gave a major campaign speech yesterday. A major speech to let everyone know he is not dropping out of the race ... and he is entering the Iowa straw poll and he intends to win it. And then the kid at the McDonald's drive-thru said, 'You want fries, Mr.?'" --Jay Leno

A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster.

Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s

Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.

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collected-poems-1985-2015.html