According to The Washington Post, Robert Mueller, the special counsel, wants to interview President Trump. The main thing will be to get him to answer questions between bites of cheeseburger. --Jimmy Kimmel
They really should make this interview a pay-per-view event — it would definitely make enough money to pay for that stupid wall. It’s not clear if this interview will be done in writing or in person or some combination. If they do talk in person, it could be an opportunity to catch Trump lying under oath as opposed to lying into a camera, microphone, or in a tweet like he usually does. --Jimmy Kimmel
If I was Robert Mueller, while I was asking questions, I’d ask how he does the comb-over. I’d just say, “Are you pulling from the back to the front, or kind of twirling? And I will remind you that you’re under oath.” --Jimmy Kimmel
A magisterial collection.
An emotional roller coaster.
Soon to be a cult classic.
A combination of Bukowski’s
Last Night On Earth
and Orwell’s 1984.
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