Best performance in the war against terrorism (have my robot do it)

Disney's Hall of Presidents just added a Donald Trump robot. He’s really making an impact at Disney - today, he deported Aladdin, and he gave Scrooge McDuck a tax break. –Jimmy Fallon

Yeah, they added Trump to the Hall of Presidents. You can tell it's Trump's robot, cuz Putin’s backstage controlling it. –Jimmy Fallon

The House passed the GOP tax bill. Yep, the Senate will follow, and Trump is expected to sign it into law this week. Which will get awkward when Trump says, “I’m busy - have my robot do it.” –Jimmy Fallon

I read that a majority of Americans would end up paying more in taxes by the year 2027. Trump said its payback for the majority of Americans who voted for Hillary Clinton. –Jimmy Fallon

     

A magisterial collection. An emotional rollercoaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984. http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html