"You folks are here during a great week. It's
'Lunatic Dictator Week' in New York City. Iranian President Mahmoud
Ahmadinejad is here to visit the U.N., and also to recover
some stolen sports memorabilia. Earlier today, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad spoke at
Columbia University. Oh my gosh, ladies and gentleman, there hasn't been this
many angry protesting students at a college since Ball State named a building
after me." --David Letterman
"New
York City today abuzz. The big talk?
Iranian
President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad is here speaking at the U.N. and
actually touring our fair city. Start spreading the news ... 'Death to
America.' Even before his arrival, Ahmadinejad caused a stir by saying he
wanted to visit Ground Zero, a request many New Yorkers saw as the ultimate
insult. Or so they thought, until the diminutive Iranian got off his plane at
Kennedy Airport [on screen: Ahmadinejad with a Boston Red Sox hat on]. The
really dickish part about that? He's a Twins fan." --Jon Stewart
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