"Last night at the Democratic convention, Bill and Hillary
Clinton were in an elevator when it got stuck between floors for five minutes.
A spokesman called it a minor technical glitch, while Bill called it 'my own
personal hell.'" --Conan O'Brien
"Barack Obama says he's planning to get his daughters a
dog if he's elected president. Most voters asked think he should get a poodle,
proving that Americans are not only ready for a black president, they’re also
ready for a gay first dog." --Conan O'Brien
"Tomorrow — this is a little fun fact for you — both John McCain and Michael Jackson will
celebrate their birthday. Yeah, so it will be the birthday of an old white guy
and John McCain." --Conan O'Brien
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