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Wednesday, April 26, 2017

He was blind and he still wanted to see other people (lipstick on his shoes)



"The good news is on YouTube, the Obama speech now is getting watched more than the clips of the pastor. The bad news is that it's still far behind the footage of Spitzer's hooker on 'Girls Gone Wild.'" --Bill Maher

"This chick, Ashley Dupre,  is everywhere. I swear to God, she won 'American Idol.' The last person to get this famous for f------ some idiot was Kevin Federline." --Bill Maher

"New York's new governor, David Paterson, he made history this week. He's black, he's blind and he's hornier than the last guy. He hadn't taken his hand off the Bible when they swore him in before he admitted to having multiple affairs. See, this is what women don't get about the male sex drive. He was blind and he still wanted to see other people. And it's not easy having an affair when you're blind. He used to come home with lipstick on his shoes." --Bill Maher




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