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Wednesday, April 26, 2017

43rd Best President of the United States (Where are they now?)



"Also, the fifth anniversary of the Iraq war. How romantic. Once again, they forgot to greet us with flowers. Traditionally, this is the wood anniversary -- five. Which is fitting, 'cause that's what Dick Cheney gets when he thinks of war." --Bill Maher

"The war is going into its sixth year with no end in sight, the economy, of course, is tanking, but what is America freaking out about right now? That apparently Barack Obama went to a church and heard his pastor criticize America, and just sat there. Everybody knows when you hear something your pastor says that you don't agree with, you get up there and you punch him in the f------ face and you beat him with the cross." --Bill Maher

"The thing is, Republicans, of course, don't allow dangerous religious freaks to advise their campaigns. They nominate them." --Bill Maher




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