A huge snowstorm is headed toward New
York. Actually, the snowstorm is hitting the entire Northeast. In fact, Boston
public schools have already announced that they’ll be closed tomorrow. Kids in
Boston are like, “Are you kidding? We haven’t been in school since the Patriots
won the Super Bowl!” –Jimmy Fallon
This morning President Trump actually
went on Twitter to criticize Nordstrom for dropping his daughter Ivanka’s line
and treating her unfairly. While Trump’s tweeting about a department store, a
lot of people are wondering what the return policy is for presidents. –Jimmy
Fallon
It seems like every day Trump’s upset
about something else. And I guess now — this is real — he is complaining that
the hand towels on Air Force One are not soft enough. Then the flight attendant
said, “Sir, that’s my skirt.” –Jimmy Fallon
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