A new Earth-like
planet has been discovered a few months before an election where Donald Trump
could be president. If that's not perfect timing, I don't know what is. –James
Corden
Hillary Clinton cited
an old Mexican proverb in her speech in Nevada today to highlight the
unchanging nature of Donald Trump. A Mexican proverb, or as Trump calls it,
"A spell!" –Seth Meyers
Hillary Clinton had a phone
interview with CNN's Anderson Cooper last night — and she HAD to do it by
phone, because nobody could possibly lie to that face. –Seth Meyers
"According to a
series of just published letters that Albert Einstein sent to his second wife,
he had ten mistresses. He would send his wife letters about his mistresses and
then ask her for advice. Or as Bill Clinton called him, 'a trailblazer, a
pioneer.'" --Jay Leno
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