The election is
finally here and tomorrow, people who cast their vote will receive one of those
“I Voted” stickers. Actually, with such a crazy election, they’re going with a
different sticker this year: “So, That Happened.” –Jimmy Fallon
The New York Times
reported that people running Donald Trump’s campaign have blocked him from
using Twitter. More accurately, they’ve switched his phone with a calculator,
and he still hasn’t noticed. –Jimmy Fallon
Sources say that
Trump is already finalizing his cabinet in case he wins tomorrow. Rudy Giuliani
would be attorney general, Newt Gingrich would be secretary of state, and Chris
Christie would be the wall. –Jimmy Fallon
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