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Wednesday, November 16, 2016

My Launch Button! Show Me My Nuclear Launch Button!! (Umm, about that...)



President Obama actually said yesterday that if things get better under President Trump, he’ll be the first to congratulate him. Well, technically, he’ll be the second because Trump will congratulate himself first. –Jimmy Fallon
I read that Donald Trump doesn’t want to live at the White House full-time. He’s thinking about commuting from New York City. It’s all part of Trump’s plan to make America great again, and to make traffic in New York City worse than ever. –Jimmy Fallon
Trump apparently wants to commute to Washington, D.C., by helicopter. Trump asked the pilot if he’s got those radio headphones so they can talk to each other in the air and the pilot was like, ”Nope.” –Jimmy Fallon


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