"New Jersey Governor Chris Christie revealed that he
underwent a surgery that restricts the amount of food he can consume. As a
result, 12 animals have been removed from the endangered species list."
–Conan O'Brien
"When
asked if Hillary Clinton will run for president, Bill Clinton said, 'She's
having a little fun being a private citizen.' And then he added, 'Not Bill
Clinton fun, but fun nonetheless." –Conan O'Brien
"Governor Christie is now saying that his decision had
nothing to do with 2016, which by the way is his cholesterol." –David
Letterman
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