"The Obama administration is experiencing multiple
scandals, and the Republicans are having multiple orgasms. Three scandals at
once? Rush Limbaugh today said, 'I feel like I'm on Oxycontin again.'"
–Bill Maher
"Conservative groups told congressmen that they
experienced long delays and were asked to answer unusually detailed questions.
They said they felt like black people trying to vote in Florida." –Bill
Maher on the Tea Party groups targeted by the IRS
"New Rule: Stop believing Chris Christie when he says he
got lap band surgery for his family. He did it because he wants to be president
in 2016, and being that obese is kind of a scandal in itself. He did it because
there are skeletons in his closet. Of cows." –Bill Maher
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