"The most annoying word of the year is 'whatever.' As always, No. 2 is 'Limbaugh.'" –David Letterman
"In Abu Dhabi, there's an $11 million Christmas tree. The prime minister of Abu Dhabi said he hoped the tree would be a symbol that Abu Dhabi has a lot more money than us. And that we're paying far too much for gas." –Jimmy Kimmel
"Congress has voted to extend the Bush tax cuts. Is it me, or is George W. Bush getting more done now than when he was in office?" –Jay Leno
A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster.
Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s
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