"Anderson Cooper has announced that the title of his new show is just 'Anderson.' I think I speak for everyone here at 'Conan' when I say, 'God, what an ego on that guy!'" –Conan O'Brien
"The Marine Corps’ top general suggested allowing gay soldiers on the battlefield would pose a distraction. Especially the really hot ones." –Conan O'Brien
"President Bush
insisted that there was nothing in the August 6th, 2001 briefing, which was
titled 'Bin Laden determined to attack the United States', that hinted what bin
Laden was up to. Bush says that he would have moved mountains to stop the attack.
Yeah, but he draws the line at reading a memo." —David Letterman
A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster.
Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s
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