"President
Obama held a ceremony at the White House to celebrate the first
night of Hanukkah. In response, Republicans said, 'It's even worse than we
thought. He's a Jewish Muslim.'" –Conan O'Brien
"Former
President George W. Bush said he's a huge fan of his new iPad. Or as
he called it, his 'glowing magic window.'" –Conan O'Brien
"President
Obama has set aside over 180 million acres of land for polar bears. When Sarah
Palin heard about it, she said, 'Todd, get my gun.'" Conan O'Brien
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