https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html
“A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”
Friday, April 4, 2025
just knowing you have 14 or 15 of them out there somewhere (Absolute dead last)
“There was an irreconcilable contradiction between Trump’s two big campaign promises, imposing tariffs and bringing down costs. And now we know which one of those promises was real and which one was bullshit. Spoiler alert: the bad one was real and the good one was bullshit.” —Seth Meyers
And at a rally in Wisconsin, Elon Musk encouraged people to have children because the birth rate is declining, and said that having kids “will make you feel happy”. At least, the idea of them will. You know, just knowing you have 14 or 15 of them out there somewhere, it really warms your heart. —Seth Meyers
https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2023/12/baby-baby-all-time-when-do-we-want.html
“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth
and Orwell’s 1984.”
I don’t agree with Trump on much, but yeah, they screwed you (Dave’s weird friend)
“Trump has fully turned Canada – yeah, that Canada – into an enemy. He’s threatening military force to annex Greenland, he signed an order directing his vice-president to remove ‘wokeness’ from the National Zoo and he’s mad about a portrait at the Colorado state capitol that isn’t sufficiently flattering. On that last point, I don’t agree with Trump on much, but yeah, they fucked you.” —Seth Meyers
National security adviser Mike Waltz’s played the blame game for the Signal group chat used to discuss sensitive military plans for strikes in Yemen. Speaking to Fox News, Waltz claimed that the number for Jeffrey Goldberg, The Atlantic editor he invited to the chat, just got “sucked in” to his phone. It just got ‘sucked in’ is a terrible answer when your title is national security adviser. It’s not even a good answer if your title is Dave’s weird friend. —Seth Meyers
https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2023/12/baby-baby-all-time-when-do-we-want.html
“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth
and Orwell’s 1984.”
Do you remember our last president who spent his entire professional life in government? (The government is like a box of chocolates)
President Trump made some comments at a rally for his supporters about groceries. Trump, “What about that old fashioned term groceries. It's an old fashioned term that we use, groceries. I used it on the campaign, it's such an old fashioned term but a beautiful term, groceries. It sort of says a bag with different things in it.” Yeah, it's a bag with different things in it. That's how they describe Joy Behar’s CAT scan. —Greg Gutfeld
Do you remember our last president who spent his entire professional life in government? He doesn’t. —Greg Gutfeld
https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2023/12/baby-baby-all-time-when-do-we-want.html
“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth
and Orwell’s 1984.”
NBA2K: Indiana Pacers vs Los Angeles Lakers
https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2023/12/baby-baby-all-time-when-do-we-want.html
“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth
and Orwell’s 1984.”
Lies the rich and corporations tell (one hot chick at a time)
The FBI put a gag order about Hunter Biden's laptop to prevent agents from revealing the truth. Coincidentally Gag Order was the name of most of the videos on Hunter's laptop. By the way Hunter willfully gave up his law license. This makes sense. You want a lawyer who cracks open his briefcase not opens his briefcase for crack. —Greg Gutfeld
Our current press built half the Manhattan skyline and without those buildings where could the left protest. Then we got the world’s richest guy, who also rescues astronauts and helps the paralyzed walk and other stuff that I do on the weekends. He's even tackling the decline in the world's population one hot chick at a time. —Greg Gutfeld
https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2023/12/baby-baby-all-time-when-do-we-want.html
“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth
and Orwell’s 1984.”
One for each of his wives (sword fight)
A Utah man did 10,001 pull-ups in 24 hours. One for each of his wives. —Greg Gutfeld
A female fencer was disqualified after taking a knee instead of competing against a trans-identified male. It was an act of bravery especially since kneeling put her dangerously close to her opponent's p*n*s. After all she came there for a sword
fight. Not a sword fight. —Greg Gutfeld
https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2023/12/baby-baby-all-time-when-do-we-want.html
“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth
and Orwell’s 1984.”
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