this must’ve been what it felt like when they opened the first Olive Garden (truck nuts)

I’m actually surprised at how excited I was when I heard this. An American who grew up here, watched all the shows we watched, rooted for our teams is now in Rome at the head of the church. Italy and America – this must’ve been what it felt like when they opened the first Olive Garden. —Jimmy Kimmel

Thursday was an exciting day for Catholics and for America, as Cardinal Robert Francis Prevost was elected the new pope. Against all odds, he is one of us. An American pope. The pope-mobile is now a Ford F-250 with truck nuts. —Jimmy Kimmel

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2025/04/thats-no-way-to-say-goodbye-new.html 

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