http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html
“A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic.
A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”
Friday, October 30, 2020
NHL 20: Toronto Maple Leafs vs Washington Capitals (Game 1)
http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html
“A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic.
A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”
There’s no ‘I’ in team, but there’s an ‘I’ in ventilator (They’ll have plenty of Covid to go around!)
October 2020
“Of course, given the diagnosis, Dodgers third baseman Justin Turner did the responsible thing and hit the dugout for a hug sesh. [imitating Turner] ‘You get the coronavirus! And you! And whose wife are you? And I don’t care! And then I kiss my own wife and then take off the mask with all the teammates, woo!’ Don’t infect each other, fellas. You’re the World Series champs — you get to go to the White House. They’ll have plenty of Covid to go around!” —Stephen Colbert
“This is the most irresponsible behavior by an athlete since LeBron James’s pregame anthrax toss.” —Stephen Colbert
“But once he did test positive, Turner took all the necessary precautions — he left the field for 20 minutes, then came right back out on the field. Well, you know what? There’s no ‘I’ in team, but there’s an ‘I’ in ventilator.” —Jimmy Kimmel
http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html
“A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic.
A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”
It's the best side of the moon, if you ask me (Kim K.’s private island birthday party)
October 2020
“Last night the Dodgers beat the Tampa Bay Rays to win their first World Series title in 32 years. And I gotta say, besides seeing the Dodgers win, it was exciting to see people touching each other again.” —Jimmy Kimmel
“Congratulations to L.A. Your World Series drought is finally over, and your actual drought’s only getting worse, but hey, one victory at a time.” —Trevor Noah
“But for real, man, I think this is really great for Los Angeles because the city really needs a boost right now. The pandemic has hit really hard, the wildfires have displaced hundreds of thousands of people, and not to mention, half the town just found out they weren’t special enough to be invited to Kim K.’s private island birthday party. That’s got to hurt.” —Trevor Noah
“The third baseman for the Los Angeles Dodgers was pulled from their World-Series-winning game last night during the seventh inning after he tested positive for the coronavirus. And not a moment too soon, because third base is one of the easiest ways to catch the virus.” —Seth Meyers
“Nice job, M.L.B. testing. You are officially the only thing slower than baseball.” —Stephen Colbert
http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html
“A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic.
A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”
By the end of the weekend, Trump is just going to be tossing snakes out into the crowd (even his supporters are turning blue)
October 2020
“A Trump campaign rally in Omaha, Nebraska, stranded attendees in freezing weather for several hours, sending seven people to the hospital with hypothermia. I swear guys, every day, there’s another way that you can die from going to a Trump rally. First you could get corona, now you can get hypothermia? By the end of the weekend, Trump is just going to be tossing snakes out into the crowd.” —Trevor Noah
“President Trump held an outdoor rally on Tuesday in Omaha, where temperatures were near freezing. After he departed on Air Force One, hundreds of attendees were left stranded for hours by a lack of shuttle buses, and several people were hospitalized. That’s how bad it’s getting for Trump — even his supporters are turning blue.” —Jimmy Fallon
“It was a real mess, but that’s the genius of Donald Trump: He’s able to assemble a large, maskless crowd during a pandemic, and while everybody’s focused on whether or not they’ll get the virus, somehow he finds a way to send them to the hospital for a completely different reason.” —Jimmy Kimmel
“Yep, everyone was freezing. Trump supporters were like, ‘If only there was some way to keep our faces warm.’” —Jimmy Fallon
http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html
“A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic.
A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”
Nero sending out a press release that says ‘you’re not on fire!’ (That one is shaped like an idiot)
October 2020
“This is the GOP’s con: slow down mail service, limit the number of drop boxes, then claim ballots that arrive late are invalid,” added Meyers. The Texas governor, Greg Abbott, for example, limited ballot drop-off boxes to one per county, while Republicans in Pennsylvania tried to block the processing of mail-in ballots before election day. Basically, if Republicans had their way, there would be exactly one ballot drop-box for the entire country, somewhere in the Mojave desert, and you’d only be able to use it on odd-numbered days between the hours of 3 and 4am, after crossing a bridge and answering three riddles from Rudy Giuliani.” —Seth Meyers
“If you looked at the recent Covid news, you might want to Purell your eyeballs. Because it’s clear that this virus is going everywhere, fast, especially in states critical for a Trump re-election. This is how bad it is: while it took our country three months for the first 500,000 cases, the US is reporting 500,000 new cases in just the past week. Clearly, we’re a long way from ending the Covid-19 pandemic. On the other hand, yesterday a new White House press release announced that one of Trump’s biggest accomplishments is ‘ending the Covid-19 pandemic’. The press release, intended to highlight the Trump administration’s ‘accomplishments’ in the realm of science at a time when the US is hitting single-day records for Covid cases, is clearly insane. At this point, Trump isn’t just Nero fiddling while Rome burns; he’s Nero sending out a press release that says ‘you’re not on fire!’” —Stephen Colbert
http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html
“A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic.
A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”
Krystal and Saagar: Here’s The 6 MAPS Which Show How Biden Or Trump Will Win
http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html
“A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic.
A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”
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