There’s no ‘I’ in team, but there’s an ‘I’ in ventilator (They’ll have plenty of Covid to go around!)

October 2020

“Of course, given the diagnosis, Dodgers third baseman Justin Turner did the responsible thing and hit the dugout for a hug sesh. [imitating Turner] ‘You get the coronavirus! And you! And whose wife are you? And I don’t care! And then I kiss my own wife and then take off the mask with all the teammates, woo!’ Don’t infect each other, fellas. You’re the World Series champs — you get to go to the White House. They’ll have plenty of Covid to go around!” —Stephen Colbert

“This is the most irresponsible behavior by an athlete since LeBron James’s pregame anthrax toss.” —Stephen Colbert

“But once he did test positive, Turner took all the necessary precautions — he left the field for 20 minutes, then came right back out on the field. Well, you know what? There’s no ‘I’ in team, but there’s an ‘I’ in ventilator.” —Jimmy Kimmel

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