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Sunday, October 1, 2017
each time, it was a different wife calling (roving ambassador)
"Democratic
presidential candidate Hillary
Clinton has proposed $5,000 be given to every baby born in the
United States. And today, Republicans attacked Hillary's plan, saying what
babies need are jobs, not handouts. $5,000? Imagine that. Remember when
politicians just kissed babies? Now we have to pay them off too." --Jay
Leno
"Recently,
Hillary Clinton was asked what role her husband Bill would play if she
becomes president. Hillary said Bill would be sent around the world as a roving
ambassador. Gee, I wonder which one of them came up with that idea?" --Jay
Leno
"The
Wall Street Journal is
reporting that Rudy Giuliani
has taken cell phone calls from his wife over 40 times during speeches. 40
times! And each time, it was a different wife calling." --Jay Leno
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Jimmy Dore: Voting For Hillary Is A Vote To Drive America Off A Cliff
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childrens do get better again (My dreams have come true)
"President Bush, for some
reason, has vetoed the Child Health Insurance Plan. I believe his comment was,
'Childrens
do get sick, but childrens do get better again.'" --Jay Leno
"This
morning on Capitol Hill four bathroom fires broke out inside the Senate office
building. Inside one bathroom, three big, burly firemen broke the door down,
kicked in the stall, and Senator Craig
said, 'My dreams have come true.'" --Jay Leno
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Jimmy Dore: Leaked Emails Show Hillary's Bullsh*t Rationale For TPP
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Thank you, that was so unexpected (convince poor kids to start smoking)
"Other
Washington insiders tried impeccable logic [on screen: Sen. Trent Lott (R-MS)
suggesting the increase in the cigarette tax would cause people to stop smoking
and therefore, not fund the program]. It's fool proof! Wait, unless we convince
poor kids to start smoking. Then they would pay for their own health care.
Genius!" --Jon Stewart
"Speaking
of tall, mythical, shambling creatures, the Fred Thompson presidential
juggernaut keeps creaking forward. I originally thought Thompson's trademark
laziness was an asset in a campaign. After all, if slow and steady wins the
race, then imagine what stationary and half-asleep could do. But now I'm not so
sure. Evidently, Thompson is having some trouble firing up the crowds. Look at
him trying to jump start a room during a recent appearance in Iowa [on screen:
Thompson saying, 'Can I have a round of applause?'] How embarrassing that the
senator had to ask for applause. I mean, it makes you look desperate. There are
other ways to get applause without just coming out and asking for it. Am I
right, people? [audience applauds] Thank you, that was so unexpected." --Stephen
Colbert
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