"I have been trying to quit smoking. My wife and I made an agreement that we would only smoke after sex. I've had the same pack since 1975." --Rodney Dangerfield
"I drink too much. I gave the doctor a urine sample and there
was an olive in it."--Rodney Dangerfield
"My mother never breastfed me. She always had a headache."
--Rodney Dangerfield
Why do dogs race to the door when you when the doorbell rings? It’s almost never for them. --Norm Macdonald
For potential disasters, this pessimist carries a card in his wallet that says, "In case of an accident, I'm not surprised." --Milton Berle
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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth
and Orwell’s 1984.”
