As a result, it's been renamed the 'not-so-safe house.' (Politics in Easy Steps)

 

"Donald Trump is reportedly considering running for president in 2008. Yeah, Trump said he'll choose a running mate, and then dump her for a younger, hotter running mate." --Conan O'Brien

"According to the military, they got al-Zarqawi while he was hiding in his safe house. As a result, it's been renamed the 'not-so-safe house.'" --Conan O'Brien

"In a speech yesterday, California Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger announced that he 'supports lessening our dependence on foreign oil.' Unfortunately, it came out sounding more like, 'I support lesbian independence for all.'" --Conan O'Brien

 

"According to the Washington Post, Vice President Dick Cheney is limping today because he injured his foot. Cheney said 'If you think my foot looks bad, you should see the old lady I was kicking.'" --Conan O'Brien

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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

they swooped down and gave him a nuclear wedgie (Whose fears are unfounded?)

"The big news today! American forces have killed Pavarrati. They finally got him. He was face down in a bowl of fettucini alfredo. Actually, they killed that Abu Musab al-Zarqawi, the man who ran the al Qaeda in Iraq. In lieu of flowers, the Zarqawi family's asking that you send deodorant. The Air Force dropped two 500 pound bombs on him and just to be sure, they swooped down and gave him a nuclear wedgie." --Jimmy Kimmel

"Anybody go to the Madonna show here in L.A. last night? It was the opening of her 'Confessions' world tour. During the concert, she condemned President Bush, she pretended to be nailed to a cross, she spoke out about third world poverty, she dry humped a bunch of guys in leather pants. Doesn't matter how old she is, she never tones it down. I tell you what, it takes a lot of courage to go after President Bush in front of an audience almost made entirely of gay Hollywood men." --Jimmy Kimmel

It is first lady Melania Trump’s birthday today. The president celebrated this morning with a bonkers 30-minute-long phone call to "Fox & Friends," at the start of which they asked, what'd you get Melania for her birthday? He said he's too busy to buy her a present — keeping in mind he said this during a 30-minute-long rambling call to “Fox & Friends.” --Jimmy Kimmel

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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”