Who among us hasn't had a couple of drinks and invaded Iraq? (veal cutlets)

"Former President George W. Bush was all over TV promoting his book, 'Decision Points.' On 'Rachael Ray,' they waterboarded a veal cutlet." –David Letterman

"President Bush is everywhere talking about his book and he's being very candid. In one interview, he said that he used to do stupid things while he was drunk. But think about it, who among us hasn't had a couple of drinks and invaded Iraq?" —David Letterman

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2025/04/thats-no-way-to-say-goodbye-new.html 

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

They had what they called 'Hanging Juans.' (but wasn’t that an episode of Dukes of Hazzard?)

 

"Hey, anybody seen John McCain? He was a guest on the 'Rachael Ray' show today. You know, I think he's trying to attract younger voters. I think it might have backfired on him a little bit. Like when Rachael Ray put something in the microwave, McCain said, 'Hey, that's a pretty fancy breadbox you've got there. "Hey, an electric bread box!'" --Jay Leno

"Earlier last week the leftist candidate was declared the winner in the Mexican presidential election. Then after the recount, the conservative candidate was named president. Apparently, they had some problems with the ballots. They had what they called 'Hanging Juans.'" –Jay Leno

 

"I guess there are some problems with Sarah Palin, though. Have you heard about this 'Troopergate' scandal? Palin allegedly used her power as governor to pressure officials to fire her former brother-in-law from his state trooper job. Now, maybe I'm wrong, but wasn’t that an episode of 'Dukes of Hazzard?'" --Jay Leno

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2023/12/baby-baby-all-time-when-do-we-want.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

And with that, my dry January is over (not if you're paying attention)

Vice President Kamala Harris presided over the certification of President-elect Donald Trump’s electoral victory on Monday, four years after the Jan. 6 attack on the Capitol. It’s like making your ex D.J. your wedding.” — Jimmy Kimmel

“In fact, the whole process took only 30 minutes. Yeah, democracy shouldn’t take longer than it takes Rachael Ray to make a meal. Peaceful transfer of power? Yummo.” — Stephen Colbert

“Kamala Harris was, like, ‘And with that, my dry January is over.’” — Jimmy Fallon

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2023/12/baby-baby-all-time-when-do-we-want.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”