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Showing posts with label Playboy Channel. Show all posts

Friday, June 17, 2022

Which I can only assume means in a library? (it's basically the Playboy Channel for chimpanzees)


"Mitt Romney just released a new campaign ad about the economy featuring out-of-work Americans. It gets weird at the end when he says, 'I'm Mitt Romney, and I fired all these people.'" –Jimmy Fallon


National Geographic’s new slogan is “basically the Playboy Channel for chimpanzees.” –Jimmy Fallon


Kim Kardashian appears nude on the current cover of "GQ," with the headline "Kim as you've never seen her." Which I can only assume means in a library? –Jimmy Fallon


Applebee's is offering $1 Long Island iced teas for the entire month of June. So if someone tells you they just spent $20 at Applebee's, get them to a hospital. --Jimmy Fallon


http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/03/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”



 

Saturday, June 17, 2017

now give me the bad news/blondes and Hannity/the Playboy Channel for chimpanzees/dumber BBC



The Washington Post reports that President Trump is being investigated for obstruction of justice, which could wind up costing him the presidency. Trump was like, “OK, now give me the bad news.” –Jimmy Fallon
Fox News is dropping its slogan “fair and balanced.” Instead, it will be replaced with the more appropriate slogan “blondes and Hannity.” –Jimmy Fallon
National Geographic’s new slogan is “basically the Playboy Channel for chimpanzees.” –Jimmy Fallon
BBC America is changing their slogan to “dumber BBC.” –Jimmy Fallon