Which proves one thing, he's a horrible fisherman (I was wondering where Geraldo went)

A fisherman from Peru survived being stranded in the ocean for 95 days by eating insects birds and sea turtles. Which proves one thing, he's a horrible fisherman. —Greg Gutfeld

A professor is suing his school for losing a 380 million year old fossil that ended up in the garbage. Yeah, I was wondering where Geraldo went. —Greg Gutfeld

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

Bush attended a big fundraiser on Park Avenue (No Cash Left Behind)

"President Bush was in town. He attended a big fundraiser on Park Avenue. It's part of his program 'No Cash Left Behind.'" --David Letterman

"Earlier today, President Bush met with the president of Peru. When the Peruvian president invited Bush to visit Machu Picchu, Bush said, 'Great, I love Pokemon.'" --Conan O'Brien

A magisterial collection.

An emotional roller coaster.

Soon to be a cult classic.

A combination of Bukowski’s

Last Night On Earth

and Orwell’s 1984.

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html