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Showing posts with label Marlon Wayans. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Marlon Wayans. Show all posts

Friday, March 10, 2023

What emoji should Papaw use? (unicycles)


March 2023

“There is a social media scandal engulfing Tennessee’s lieutenant governor, Randy McNally, who used his blue-check verified government Instagram account to leave flirty comments on a young gay influencer’s racy photos. A spokesperson for McNally, a 79-year-old Republican politician in a state that has recently passed several laws targeting LGBTQ people, defended his online behavior: ‘Trying to imply something sinister or inappropriate about a great-grandfather’s use of social media says more about the mind of the leftwing operative making the implication than it does about Randy McNally’, said the statement. 

Does he always use the proper emoji at the proper time? Maybe not. But he enjoys interacting with constituents and Tennesseans of all religions, backgrounds and orientations on social media. The spokesperson added that McNally has ‘no intention of stopping’. Yeah, I bet he has no intention of stopping. I don’t like to stop while I’m jerking, either. I love his excuse, though. His excuse is he’s a great-grandfather. That doesn’t make it better! 

The worst part is that you know he probably called his grandson in to teach him how to use Instagram – ‘Hey Blake, grandpa wants to tell this hot young twink that he can ride my face like a unicycle. What emoji should Papaw use?’” — Marlon Wayans

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”


 

Thursday, March 9, 2023

They’re like a creepy husband from a Lifetime movie (do what the crack dealers do: use a payphone!)


March 2023

“New court filings from Dominion Voting Systems’ defamation lawsuit against Fox News, a network which does something that virtually no other mainstream media outlet does: they tell their viewers that they can only trust Fox News and no one else. They’re like a creepy husband from a Lifetime movie.” —Seth Meyers

“We’ve been finding out what they really think about Donald Trump, and it’s hilarious. Tucker Carlson’s texts about Trump, in which he said he hated him and that ‘there is no upside to Trump’. That’s fighting words! White on white crime, let’s go. I know this looks bad, but their makeup sex is going to be so much hotter. This is so embarrassing for Fox News. If they want to keep their shit quiet, they should do what the crack dealers do: use a payphone! I am enjoying the reveals: I have never seen someone’s private texts that are so opposite from their public persona. This is like finding out Nikki Haley has a blaccent.” —Marlon Wayans

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”