I believe that hurricanes are caused by... (Trump’s Fit-Bit has 14 steps on it)

When Trump’s summit with North Korean leader Kim Jong Un fizzled, Trump said, “Sometimes, you just have to walk.” So now Trump’s Fit-Bit has 14 steps on it. That’s for his entire life. --Conan O’Brien

No one knows why the summit failed. Both sides are telling different stories. Kim Jong Un is saying one thing and President Trump is saying another. I don’t know who to believe, the crazy-haired chubby dictator who barely speaks english or Kim Jong Un? --Conan O’Brien

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html “A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

I believe that hurricanes are caused by high barometric pressure and not by gay marriage (while wearing handcuffs)

This is interesting. Christina Aguilera admitted that she has sex while wearing handcuffs. Meanwhile Bobby Brown admitted he does everything while wearing handcuffs. --Conan O’Brien 10/20/2004

This is a weird story. The Kellogg's company announced that they are pulling ads for their cereal off of the show Desperate Housewives because the show promotes loose morals. Not only that Kellogg's fired Snap, Crackle and Pop for having a threesome. --Conan O’Brien 10/20/2004

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html “A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”