I believe that hurricanes are caused by... (Trump’s Fit-Bit has 14 steps on it)

When Trump’s summit with North Korean leader Kim Jong Un fizzled, Trump said, “Sometimes, you just have to walk.” So now Trump’s Fit-Bit has 14 steps on it. That’s for his entire life. --Conan O’Brien

No one knows why the summit failed. Both sides are telling different stories. Kim Jong Un is saying one thing and President Trump is saying another. I don’t know who to believe, the crazy-haired chubby dictator who barely speaks english or Kim Jong Un? --Conan O’Brien

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html “A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”