“They had a moment of silence at a NASCAR event this weekend, which was remarkable, and there are demonstrations now all over the world. In Bristol, England, they tore down a statue of a slave trader named Edward Colston who is posed like he’s worried someone might notice there’s a statue of a slave trader named Edward Colston in town.” —Jimmy Kimmel
“It’s nice to see the N.F.L. say this, don’t get me wrong, but I hope that Goodell and everyone at the N.F.L. are actually going to look at doing things. Because every other industry, you know, they have to prove their commitment by hiring thousands of new black people. The N.F.L.’s just got to hire one.” —Trevor Noah
“That’s right, the N.F.L. feels so badly that they’re this close to scheduling another fake workout for Colin Kaepernick. Here’s a fun fact: I just said Colin Kaepernick’s name one more time than Roger Goodell did.” —Jimmy Fallon
“A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic.
A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”
