It’s a group of people known as Democrats (rushed to the hospital with an impacted peep)

April 2012

“Newt Gingrich says he still has a chance. He says people walk up to him all the time and beg him to stay in the presidential race. It’s a group of people known as Democrats.” –Conan O'Brien

“Bad news for the governor of New Jersey, Chris Christie. While celebrating Easter they rushed him to the hospital with an impacted peep.” –David Letterman

“Over the weekend Mitt Romney went body surfing. He has not body surfed since the 90's when he starred on ‘Baywatch.’” –David Letterman

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“A poet that belongs with the Masters. A magisterial collection. A combination of 

Bukowski’s The Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.” 

 

I wanna grow up to be special counsel investigating the president (Baywatch movie)

It was 119 degrees in Phoenix, Arizona, today. It was too hot to fly. They couldn’t take off because I guess the wheels would melt on the tarmac. People were so desperate for air conditioning, dozens of them actually went to go see that “Baywatch” movie. –Jimmy Kimmel

It was 117 in Las Vegas. When it hits 117 in Vegas, that’s when the strippers really have it figured out. They’re like, look at you idiots in clothes, we’re wearing nothing. We’re at work. –Jimmy Kimmel

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