I've never regretted 30 seconds more in my life (Wow, this place looks exactly like Earth)

“Some more political news -- it sounds like former President Trump will likely face criminal charges for his hush money payments to Stormy Daniels. Trump was like — [As Trump] ‘I've never regretted 30 seconds more in my life.’” —Jimmy Fallon

President Trump was in Moon Township, Pennsylvania. When he got to Moon Township, he was like, “Wow, this place looks exactly like Earth.” --Jimmy Fallon

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”