after drinking blood from Keith Richards (armed, dangerous, and very unlikely to get laid)

To find an effective biological weapon, the US Army experimented with killer mosquitos in the 1970s. Most of them died, though, after drinking blood from Keith Richards. —Greg Gutfeld 

Thieves stole at least $40,000 worth of Pokemon cards from a New Jersey trading card store. Police are describing the thieves as armed, dangerous, and very unlikely to get laid. —Greg Gutfeld

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2025/04/thats-no-way-to-say-goodbye-new.html 

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