“Meanwhile, the vice-poodle seems to be learning some Trumpy
new tricks about self-promotion. Mike Pence’s office is refusing to
let White House health experts appear on CNN unless the network
promised to air the vice-president’s non-expert comments. I don’t
know how we explain this to Mike Pence, but he isn’t Batman. He’s
Robin. Nobody cares about Robin. In the last 30 years they made
nine Batman movies, Robin only got to be in two of them. So calm
down, boy wonder. This is no way for the assistant commander of
the Space Force to behave.” —Jimmy Kimmel
"Not only is Sarah Palin young, they're saying she's the prettiest candidate for Vice President since John Edwards." --Jimmy Kimmel
Donald Trump is upset today because so many of his former Republican rivals have not endorsed him. He says he feels like he is running against two parties because none of the guys have jumped in to lend their support. Which makes no sense at all. Donald Trump has been nothing but nice to them. –Jimmy Kimmel
https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2025/04/thats-no-way-to-say-goodbye-new.html
“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth
and Orwell’s 1984.”

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