it’s never a good sign when your shoes have a muffin top (30,000 times in the Nice Guy files)

President Trump continued to flail without a strategy on Monday, after he again took to Truth Social to write: “We’re offering a very fair and reasonable DEAL, and I hope they take it because, if they don’t, the United States is going to knock out every single Power Plant, and every single Bridge, in Iran. NO MORE MR NICE GUY!” Yes, it’s important that he said that, because up until now, Trump’s been known as Mr Nice Guy. In fact, he’s mentioned over 30,000 times in the Nice Guy files. —Stephen Colbert

We’re in week eight of the Iran war, and as of tonight it is unclear if US-Iran peace talks will happen one day before Trump’s ultimatum expires. The talks were supposed to begin on Tuesday in Islamabad, Pakistan, but based on what we know now, it doesn’t look Islama-good, because on Tuesday afternoon US negotiators delayed their trip, and Trump announced that he was indefinitely extending the ceasefire. The president claimed he was not worried about the deal, posting on his Truth Social platform: “I read the Fake News saying that I am under ‘pressure’ to make a Deal. THIS IS NOT TRUE! I am under no pressure whatsoever, although it will all happen, relatively quickly! Time is not my adversary.” Oh yeah? Have you taken a gander at your ankles lately? Because it’s never a good sign when your shoes have a muffin top. —Stephen Colbert

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