Meanwhile in Texas, George W. Bush got caught in the garage door (A Bug's Life)

"People are still talking about the Super Bowl. It was the most

watched TV program of all time. The second most-watched event

was the episode of 'Dallas' where J.R. gets shot in the face by

Dick Cheney." –David Letterman

"The Dalai Lama was down at the White House today to meet

President Obama. Meanwhile in Texas, George W. Bush got caught

in the garage door." –David Letterman

​​"The good news is that Hosni Mubarak may step down. The bad news is that he may be replaced by his idiot son Hosni W. Mubarak." –David Letterman

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2025/04/thats-no-way-to-say-goodbye-new.html 

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”