I don't even bother to take them out of my g-string after a show (How about we vote on it?)

Federal inspectors announced they recalled nearly 23,000 pounds of cheddar bratwurst. But it was an easy recall because it was all in JB Pritzker’s fridge. —Greg Gutfeld 

So how about those ‘hands off’ protests? Cute title right. It sounds like something written on Joy Behar's lunchbox at work. —Greg Gutfeld

Doge was designed to actually help the people who are protesting. Doge's actual goal preventing a full-blown economic collapse, the kind where the US dollar becomes so worthless I don't even bother to take them out of my g-string after a show. —Greg Gutfeld

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2023/12/baby-baby-all-time-when-do-we-want.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”