Get them before they get you (2% Cherokee)

The genetic testing company 23andMe says it is bankrupt and, also, 2% Cherokee. —Colin Jost

Three teenage girls in Texas tried to stab their mother to death after she turned off the Wi-Fi. This story is brought to you by Plan B. Get them before they get you. —Colin Jost

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2023/12/baby-baby-all-time-when-do-we-want.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”