Anyway, he's now in a prison in El Salvador ("Wow. That's great," said ducks.)

Scientists say that they've developed a way of making foie gras that does not involve force-feeding ducks. "Wow. That's great," said ducks. "What about the murder?” —Colin Jost

This week, the Secret Service intercepted a toddler after he slipped through the fence outside the White House. Anyway, he's now in a prison in El Salvador. —Colin Jost

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2023/12/baby-baby-all-time-when-do-we-want.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”