The public isn't supposed to know about either one (but thankfully, he landed on his hard shell back)

Senator Mitch McConnell, seen here watching a gust of wind blow away a homeless man's lottery ticket, suffered minor injuries after he fell during a Republican lunch, but thankfully, he landed on his hard shell back. —Michael Che                                        

Today marks the 205th anniversary of Alabama becoming a state. To find out what life was like in Alabama 205 years ago, go to Mississippi. —Michael Che

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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”