Even worse, they were researching extra strength Viagra (five minutes a day of vigorous exercise)

Police in South Carolina are warning residents to stay indoors with doors and windows shut after 40 monkeys escaped from a medical research facility. Even worse, they were researching extra strength Viagra. —Colin Jost

A new study finds that just five minutes a day of vigorous exercise can help lower blood pressure, which you can easily achieve if you cross paths with those Viagra monkeys. —Colin Jost

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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”