The survivors called the award the second biggest surprise of their lives (Even more tragic, he survived)

A YouTube star totaled his $200,000 McLaren after he live streamed himself texting while driving in the rain. Even more tragic, he survived. —Colin Jost

The Nobel Peace Prize was awarded to a group of Japanese atomic bomb survivors who were trying to free the world of nuclear weapons. The survivors called the award the second biggest surprise of their lives. —Colin Jost

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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”