they're definitely gonna offer him the number two spot on the ticket (Cheney)

"Congratulations to Barack Obama, won again last night. He beat Hillary in Mississippi, with 60% of the vote. In fact, he won by such a wide margin, Hillary is now definitely gonna offer him the number two spot on the ticket." --Jay Leno

"Earlier today, the Capitol building in Washington, D.C. was on lock down because someone heard gunshots coming from the parking lot. When the Capitol police heard this, they all said the same thing: 'Cheney.'" --Jay Leno

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