Wow, someone woke up on the wrong side of the tanning bed (Ooh, I said no pepperoni)

Italian chefs recently set a new world record after making a mile-long pizza that took five ovens and over 11 hours to bake. It got weird when the person who ordered the pizza was like, "Ooh, I said no pepperoni." –Jimmy Fallon

A new Election Commission report just came out saying that the Trump campaign isn't doing so well financially, and is practically broke. It's not good — in fact today, Trump stole a bunch of towels from his own hotel. –Jimmy Fallon

On Sunday, Trump sent a tweet that said, "If Iran wants to fight, it will be the official end of Iran. Never threaten the United States again." Yeah. And Iran was like, "Wow, someone woke up on the wrong side of the tanning bed." --Jimmy Fallon

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2023/12/baby-baby-all-time-when-do-we-want.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”