On the plus side, everyone around him was already distancing (we were afraid of our fruit)

In typical fashion, Donald Trump also promised: “We were a great nation, and we will soon be a great nation again.”Oh yes, I remember four years ago, in 2020, everyone was free to stay at home for months Lysol-ing their banana – if you know what I mean. And I mean: we were afraid of our fruit. —Stephen Colbert

“President Biden tested positive yesterday for Covid-19. On the plus side, everyone around him was already distancing.” — Seth Meyers

“Biden has Covid, which is no joke for a man of his age, especially because this is an unusual strain where the brain fog hits you three weeks ago.” — Jordan Klepper

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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”