It's an exciting time to be in the commemorative plate business (No wonder he's confused)

"It's all part of this immigration reform bill that they're working on to help us forget how much we don't like them in Congress. President Bush was in Arizona checking out plans for this new fence he's building. They really should let him actually build the fence. Give him a shovel. I think he'd be good at that. But, he's a busy man, the president. He's juggling immigration and tax cuts. He's listening to our phone calls. He's got the war. He's got other wars he's planning." --Jimmy Kimmel

"Between the death of bin Laden and the royal wedding, it's an exciting time to be in the commemorative plate business." –Jimmy Kimmel

"Saddam Hussein has been on a hunger strike for seventeen days. They had to nurse him back to health with a feeding tube to get him healthy enough so he can go back on trial. And then be put to death. It is an odd thing. Two years ago, we were dropping ten thousand pound bombs on the guy. Now we're feeding him nutrients through a tube. No wonder he's confused." --Jimmy Kimmel

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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”