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Saturday, April 13, 2024

You want to know what this was really all about? (the most impossible eulogy of all time)


“It’s rare that a celebrity as famous as O.J. doesn’t get an outpouring of love after news of his death, but it makes sense.” — Jimmy Kimmel


“Guys, as I mentioned, the big news today is O.J. Simpson died. As we speak, someone is trying to write the most impossible eulogy of all time.” — Jimmy Fallon


“Donald Trump has tried everything. He even requested a delay so he could mourn the loss of O.J.” — Jimmy Fallon


Former President Donald Trump’s first criminal trial starts on Monday, despite several failed efforts to have it delayed. His only move left is to have sex with everyone in the court and pay them $130,000 to keep their mouth shut. — Jimmy Kimmel



https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”


 

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