They’re entrusting the party’s future to the wise judgment of someone who married Eric (put your wife on the phone)

In a statement released on Monday, former President Donald Trump endorsed his daughter-in-law, Lara Trump, becoming co-chair of the Republican National Committee, saying, “Lara is an extremely talented communicator and is dedicated to all that MAGA stands for. She has told me she wants to accept this challenge and would be great.” Oh man, poor Eric. His wife got more compliments in one post than his father gave him in his entire life so far. —Jimmy Kimmel

“Yep, that had to be an awkward phone call. It’s like, ‘[imitating Trump] Eric, I need a smart family member for this job — put your wife on the phone.’” — Jimmy Fallon

“In the same statement, former President Trump said that his daughter-in-law Lara Trump should be the co-chair of the R.N.C. and that her husband Eric should be ‘ambassador to wherever’s farthest.’” — Seth Meyers

“They’re entrusting the party’s future to the wise judgment of someone who married Eric.” — Jimmy Fallon

“When asked how he landed on Lara, Trump was like, ‘Ivanka said no.’” — Jimmy Fallon

“I say, why stop with Lara? A future Trump administration could have Jared as chief of staff, Ivanka as ambassador to the U.N., and Don Jr. as the head of the D.E.A., the Drug Enjoyment Agency.” — Stephen Colbert

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