It’s basically a porking ticket (no one in history has ever paid this much for 35 combined seconds of sex)

“It’s really, finally happening: an actual criminal trial against Donald Trump will begin on March 25. And this is for the least serious of his many indictments, for violating campaign finance laws to pay off the porn star Stormy Daniels. He’s too cheap to pay the hush money himself. He’s so dumb. Between the $130,000 to Stormy Daniels and the $150,000 to Karen McDougal, no one in history has ever paid this much for 35 combined seconds of sex.” —Jimmy Kimmel

“Trump’s got an interesting defense. On this one, he’s claiming that paying women to be quiet is not a crime. It’s basically a porking ticket.” —Jimmy Kimmel

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2023/12/baby-baby-all-time-when-do-we-want.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”