There's a lot of things I'd rather probe than Mars (the company is still going ahead with their new bacon milkshake)

In an effort to promote healthier eating McDonald's announced they will stop supersizing french fries and sodas. The odd part is the company is still going ahead with their new bacon milkshake. --Conan O’Brien 3/4/2004

It's been reported that Donald Trump's Atlantic City casinos are in such bad shape they could go bankrupt. Now you can tell something's wrong because Trump has changed his trademark slogan from “You're fired” to “Can you loan me five bucks.” --Conan O’Brien 3/31/2004

An employee at NASA's Mission Control announced he's bored with his job and has decided to become a porn actor. The NASA employee said, “What can I say? There's a lot of things I'd rather probe than Mars.” --Conan O’Brien 3/5/2004

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